I tried using a plot generator and it was funny enough

There’s something about Brad

  • a queer romance

by Qono Vuor

Don Hank is a puny, pale and splendid police officer from the city. His life is going nowhere until he meets Brad Jones, a curvy, slim man with a passion for booze.

Don takes an instant disliking to Brad and the deranged and creepy ways he learnt during his years in England.

However, when a zombie tries to squash Don, Brad springs to the rescue. Don begins to notices that Brad is actually rather virtuous at heart.

But, the pressures of Brad’s job as a actor leave him blind to Don’s affections and Don takes up hiking to try an distract himself.

Finally, when arrogant computer programmer, Suzanne Ferguson, threatens to come between them, Brad has to act fast. But will they ever find the queer love that they deserve?

(From http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/)